Booty Tryout

''I'm here to audition for the music video,'' Diamond Mason says as our scene opens. Diamond looks good enough to qualify, but our boy Enzo has a rigorous screening process. He has to see all of Diamond's moves before she nabs a spot in his video. ''Okay,'' Enzo says, sizing her up from head-to-toe. ''Let's see what you're working with.'' Diamond swiftly spins around and begins poppin' and twerkin' her phat, chocolate 'donk.